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A Girl's Guide to Mastering the Art of Tardiness

Step 1:

Procrastination

Snacking

Napping

Exercising

Before even starting to get ready, fill your schedule with distractions—snacking, napping, or hitting the gym. The aim is to delay the preparation as much as possible!

Step 2:

Outfit Dilemma

The ritual of choosing the perfect outfit involves endless
changes, accessorizing, and second-guessing, all to
achieve that "effortlessly put-together" look.

Step 3:

Makeup & Hair Drama

Achieve the flawless "I woke up like this" look that takes an hour to perfect. Spend time redoing your eyeliner, getting lost in tutorials, and admiring your reflection.

Experiment with different hairstyles, only to end up with a messy bun. Use the classic excuse, "It’s a bad hair day," to justify your stylish delay.

Step 4:

Last-Minute Grabs

The final step involves the frantic search for "lost" items
like keys or your favorite purse to maintain your aura
of stylish disarray.

Final Step!

Send the classic “Almost there!” text with a reassuring emoji. Finally, arrive in style, using excuses like "Traffic was crazy" to make your entrance memorable.

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